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Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They’re a steal at $7.99—that’s cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog on web only (for now). Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get yours here!

Okay, your blog looks great, but what’s the point of being important online if you can’t prove it with an actual, physical unverified verification symbol?

We felt morally obligated to help you. That’s why we made these Important Blue Internet Checkmark Stickers for $3 and Important Blue Internet Checkmark enamel pins for $6. Investing in this is investing in your future. It’s the most financially sound investment you can make this fiscal quarter. Also, as a reminder: Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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k-eke:

Mosquitoes in a nutshell.

pohroro:

Malware  —  Preview / Code

  • Theme mimicking Google Chrome’s warning page. 
  • Blog content shows up when you click on ‘back to safety’.
  • Up to 10 custom links.
  • Option to show posts without clicking on the button.
  • Option for 250px, 300px, 400px, 450px, 500px, 540px or 600px posts.
  • Option for different warning badges: “!” and “✕”
  • Option to hide malware warning to use as a regular theme.
  • Option to show avatar.
  • Option to show captions.
  • Option to show tags
  • Option for infinite scroll.
  • Option for inverted Tumblr controls.
  • Check out my previous April Fool’s themes: [ + ]
  • Please reblog/like if using.

k-eke:

Bird wanted arms.

Bird is happy!